Showing posts with label Funny Sh**. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Sh**. Show all posts

Monday, December 17, 2012

R-Rated Elf on the shelf photos

Farm House Sisters introduces:
Elf Story Boards

Story Board #1
 Story Board #2

Story Board #3

More Naughty Elves!!!
"Try and chew me up again Dog and I'll FRY you into doggy biscuits!"

"errrrrrrrrr.....ahhhhh! Much better! Take a bite of THAT!"

"Alright Vanilla, play your cards right and these ladies will be unwrapping our..."

"Ya, that's right...I know how to word the ladies over! Who has two thumbs and is getting lucky tonight??? THIS Elf!!!"

"What?!?!?!? I get bad nose bleeds..."

Please oh PLEASE share your Naughty Elf pics! We'd love to see them!~
Bree and J
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Thursday, December 13, 2012

This weeks "some-funny-ecards"


Always love a good laugh~
Bree and J
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Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Farmhouse Sisters is on the MAP!!!

Thats right! We are now popular enough to get SPAM! And man let me tell you how interesting these comments are and the places they originate from. Let me share some with you...

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Have a fantabulous day~
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Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Oldie but Goodie...Photos

1993 called, it wants it's scruchie back.  I am still friends with some people who knew me back then, how you let me walk the halls like that?! and YOU call yourself a friend!!
I actually really liked my red dress with it's puffy sleeves and the deep V collar with the lace applique.  The faux mullet hair-do however was unfortunate, thanks mom! ;)
The only known picture where all four members of my family are present.  My brother is in a infant carrier on my dad (yes, nearly invisible .. lucky for us he WAS able to breath in that contraption they called a "baby carriers" back then) and we got to sled down the hill with a plastic garbage bag.  We had been camping but I often had the crazy un-tamed hair on regular days as well.
The only proof that I once was a member of the drill/dance team in high school during the winter sport season of 1995.  You can still get those tights in that color that make you look like you have oiled your sunburn...slick, shiny...ooooohhh yeah! ;)
Here I was a peasant girl in a dance recital.  Somewhere there are more awesome outdoor shots that were taken in my backyard...of me frolicking through the meadows collecting flowers...over the river and through the woods to grandmothers house I go! COL!

Oldie but goodie memories~
Jessi and B
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LBB "Almost R Rated Elf on the Shelf" ** HILARIOUS**

LBB has done it again! I love her and her blog! 
This stuff is hilarious!!! 
Lots of links I'm sorry but oh-so worth it!


Share your Elf on the Shelf ideas on the Farm House Sisters Facebook Page

Here are some Kid Friendly Elf on the shelf photos for you:

Have fun with your Elf on the Shelf~
Bree and J


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Tuesday, September 11, 2012

They called me a what?!?!?!!


Yesterday I was at the gas station. I had the two little ones in the car and was on my way to pick up Bradley from school. After walking back from the cashier I overheard a group of 3 teenagers talking....

Teenage Boy1: "YEAH!!! Did you see that MILF on pump 2!"
Teenage Boy2: "F**k YEAH...I'd hit that anytime!"
Teenage Boy3: "What pump! I didn't see her"
Teenage Boy2: "Over at pump 2, tight black pants, work out stuff........"

That's when they noticed I was walking right by them and they shut up right away. At that moment I was just disgusted that these little boys would talk that way about a mom. More so, I was sick to my stomach that MY boys would someday be talking that way as well! They were BABIES once...still are!

I walked back to my pump, a mere 15 feet from them, grabbed the nozzle and realized I was at PUMP 2!!!!
OMG! OMG! OMG! Those boys...someones babies and still babies were talking about me!!!
All I could do was laugh! It took all I had to not double over in laughter!
I instantly went from OMG...how gross to...should I take that as a complement???
Baaahahahahahahaa!
It's still unnerving to have a young BOY look at you that way BUT I have been working my a** off getting into better shape that I did slightly enjoy the compliment. I won't lie. LMAO!!!

I saved the BEST for last though. They climbed back into their car and as they drove past me to leave, totally embarrassed, I put a big smile on my face and waved! Hahhahahahaaa!!!!
Have a good day BOYS!
Ya, ya I know...I'm so awful! But it was the funniest thing ever! Why not get a kick out of it!

Always looking at the positive side of things (LMAO!!!)~
Bree and J

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